Baseball Laughs
- Honus Wagner was reaching for a moving ball when a rabbit came onto the field and instead of the ball Honus Wagner grabbed the rabbit and threw it to first base and got the runner out by "a hare"
- Honus Wagner hit a home run when the score was tied in the ninth inning and instead of 1st to home he ran 3rd to home and they took off a point and his team lost
- We sat there- way in the back as usual- for about 20 minutes and couldn't get any waiters. They wouldnt pay any attention to us. When finally our shortstop said he knew how we could get a waiter. And ill be darned if he didnt take one of the plates and toss it way in the air . When it came down to the tile floor, it smashed into a million pieces. Sure enough we had four or five waiters around us
- Joe DiMaggio a man who was the heart and soul of the Yankees as Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig was once married to Marilyn Monroe and one day after a performance in front of millions of soldiers and got a wild standing ovation Marilyn claimed "Oh, Joe it was wonderful you've never heard such cheering!" and softly Joe said "Yes I Have Marilyn "